It's not a pretty sight - you know, the Bare Midriff. Purposeful Bare Midriffs are bad enough (unless you are a young child or a Hollywood starlet, but even then they're certainly not classy), but those caused by creeping shirts over low-rise pants (and often accompanied by the dreaded Muffin Top) are especially horrifying. We've all had our peeking issues (my one tattoo likes to peek out when I bend over if I'm not careful), but I'm talking about pure negligence here, not the occasional accident. I have birthed two babies and now have a substantial marsupial pouch and I have less of a belly than many Bare Midriffs I see in the general public. Ladies, cover up your bellies! Regardless of their flatness, number of packs, stretch marks (or lack thereof) - just keep them under wraps! Walking around the Mall of America on a weekend is just about enough to make you want to gouge your eyes out rather than see yet another Bare Midriff. Yikes!
Tuesday: dark (Mossimo) jeans, heathered green tee, leopard print cardigan, gold cuff earrings & olive Skechers
About Me
- The Material Girl
- I have been married to the Blonde One for 10 years and have two daughters (LooLoo and BooBoo). I'm at home with my girls during the day and work in the evenings. I love clothes and shoes, but I end up looking like a scruffy mom all the time, since, like most Moms, I usually come last. I am obsessive about grammar, spelling, manners and bargain shopping. I am fiercely loyal to those I care about. I love chocolate. I'm a sucker for dive bars and greasy spoons. I don't like symbolism - just tell me what you want me to know.
2 comments:
Oh God! When I was in Target the other day, I saw a girl strutting around with:
a. A Muffin top
b. A Bare tummy
c. A wide, white belt to call attention to it all.
Yuck.
Dear trainer,
Please don't ever allow me to be guilty of this. Though I admit, I have an occassional slip of the tat on my lower back and a little extra hanging over the jeans. Never on purpose. Is that enough confession?
Love the blog. It's inspiring!
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